Handicapping Week 1 Is Tough; Here Goes...
Take Buffalo(+9) over the Patriots in Foxboro. Why? Who knows? Anything could happen in week one. This much is known: Brady's Patriots should win, but how can they win by more than nine without anyone to throw to. Doug Gabriel? C'mon.
Here's a smart move. If you're going to pick the Bengals (+2) to go to the Super Bowl, then you're belief should be ballsy enough to think giving them two points to the Chiefs is a good strategic move.
How 'bout a Monday Night Twofer? Minnesota (+5)is going to surprise some teams out there and it won't be scandalous boat trips with tassle-waving boobies and we're not talking about Daunte Culpepper's pre-game rituals. Washington won't even win the game. They won't get rolling until later in the season when it's too late.
Later that night, just hope the first three games went well and kick back. San Diego (-3) will cover within the drunken RaiderNation's first bathroom run...to the bushes behind the old Home Base warehouse on Hegenberger. This will surely be the Raiders smallest line of the season, at least, against team not residing within the San Francisco Bay Area.
The Wager: $20 Pick 4
The Record: (0-0-0)
The Winnings: $0
Here's a smart move. If you're going to pick the Bengals (+2) to go to the Super Bowl, then you're belief should be ballsy enough to think giving them two points to the Chiefs is a good strategic move.
How 'bout a Monday Night Twofer? Minnesota (+5)is going to surprise some teams out there and it won't be scandalous boat trips with tassle-waving boobies and we're not talking about Daunte Culpepper's pre-game rituals. Washington won't even win the game. They won't get rolling until later in the season when it's too late.
Later that night, just hope the first three games went well and kick back. San Diego (-3) will cover within the drunken RaiderNation's first bathroom run...to the bushes behind the old Home Base warehouse on Hegenberger. This will surely be the Raiders smallest line of the season, at least, against team not residing within the San Francisco Bay Area.
The Wager: $20 Pick 4
The Record: (0-0-0)
The Winnings: $0
