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Jun 21, 2006 

Portuguese Trash-Talking Points For Mexicans

EAST BAY MEXICANS SILENT AFTER PORTU-BEATING

>>>Bro, we beat you with five starters on the bench. We didn't even need them to dress. That's how confident we were

>>>You've just had a Portu-beating.

>>>Did you get your Mexican flag? I heard they're going for five for a quarter.

>>>Linguica is still made with top quality meats and spices.

>>>Sorry, you still can't come to America.

>>>Portugees might lose three straight softball games to Mexicans, but we win when it counts, sucka!

>>>Ever heard of that movie, "A Day Without Mexicans"? Today, I couldn't find a Mexican in sight. Must've of been Portu-beaten.

>>>I heard if Mexico wins the World Cup they're going to meltdown the trophy and give everyone a gold tooth. Portu-smack!

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